Menthol Cigarettes.

Just a quickie.

A quick one rather....

......quickie implies a brief burst of sexual activity, which isnt happening right now.

Well not to me anyway....

........its 17:20 for heavens sake.

YOU ANIMALS.

SICK

Anyway.

Something has just occurred to me. Something about the marketing of Menthol Cigarettes. I don't know whether people are up for this or anything....

......and considering you can no longer advertise or market cigarettes really at all, it would be impossible to achieve....

........ but in a parallel universe....

........Cigarette companies should hire koala bears to showcase their menthols?

Its perfect.

Koalas LOVE eucalyptus.

So if one of them was unfortunate enough to fall in with the wrong crowd and they were offered a menthol cigarette, they would immediately become addicted, spread the word and pass on a crafty cigarette to a furry grey pal and before you know it, the whole koala population is hooked.

GOOD FOR LAMBERT AND BUTLER.

SHIT FOR KOALAS.

Or maybe the company already know this, and the demise of the koala population is an inevitability, and all for a sick, cruel advertising scheme.

I hope not.

God I hope not.

Craving.

*sob*

peace out